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Dog on the Loose (Twilight Sparkle) [single]

by A Dog Named Wad

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Goddamn, my family kicked me out the front door (What the fuck for?) You already know… I'm letting the insane out -- I’ll blow my goddamned brains out If I could, because you know I’m never good I’m living in the hoods of Aintville as a psycho If this was my life story, this how it might go… Me, a dog on the loose, burning his juice Wiping out a human race with a deuce-deuce I’m also a pervert who doesn’t give a buttfuck But give a motherfuck in your grandmother Little Miss Maggie walking down the block I dicked her in the cunt from the back with my cock Dum-diddy dum, dum-diddy-dum dum A cocker spaniel, belly-swell of my cum Aintville civilians, they can’t believe An 80-year-old granny bearing 8 of my puppies This is what you'll get from my sick-ass rhymes Picture me stabbing a guy 37 times Let’s not forget whatever Wazzy Dog is after Nothing… I rather laugh at dead emo rappers I stole a hot car just to run over show-boats After getting my kicks, I crashed into a slowboat I'm that one nigga that raped pets in a Maybach I am also why the Republicans hate blacks 'Cause I'm walking into churches, yelling “the preacher is a pedo” I break into families’ house just to eat dinner and settle I get hot coitis with animals at a farm I mainly ride horses, yet I don’t mean no harm I be strapped against furries, yo, did I mention That I once commit to a [mass shooting] at a fursuiters’ convention? I’m the guy on "Rampage" shooting up people But instead, I get my thrills killing lions and eagles Fuck it… I got the matter in my own hands A buttnaked dog walking in his homeland One time I went to Canid Valley I tried to rape a fox dude in the back of an alley I do this shit all the time… Psycho-techno beat with a psycho furry rhyme It's as weird as it seems You should see the stuff I think about in my dreams I dreamt that I went to Zootopia to meet Gazelle We talked and dated and fucked in a hotel I later left the room and Gazelle was sick to her stomach 9 MINUTES LATER A DEMON PUPPY BURST OUT FROM IT!!!! The bitch screamed -- heh heh! That shit was hot You’d call me a misogynist if you thinking that it’s not I know most of you niggas would rather see me get raped I’m an asshole, I was prepared for the hate I killed a mated couple and hung their bodies on the wall I beat down a gator-fox, ripped out her jaw Mangled an ottsel, shanked a fat brony You would find a rabbit’s head in your macaroni I’m just as crazy as the motherfucking next guy… I’m about to make some necks fly… heh (Break it down now...) Later I had a thought of going to the studio So I can eat out my record manager’s bootyhole Distracted by an outsider... I told some fat bitch that I was KK Slider I rapped to this freak while I plays a guitar Later, we fuck in the back of her car Bystanders walk up and sees a sick dog Bouncing his buttcheeks all night long A cop car rolls up, and a bunny bitch cuffed me She said I was disturbing the peace, and they had enough (Gee!) She's doing paperwork, I took a rock out my pocket And I cracked her fucking head with it that she bled out her eyesocket Some fox came about, asking what's the fuss about I kicked him in his teeth, leave him falling back to the ground -- BLAOW!! Look at y'all, you can't even stop me if you're gonna I'm out to maul this bunny while her partner's in a coma I laid the bitch on the trunk, strapped her in duct tape Fuck rape! I did Mr. Pickles with nuts my shaved You shoulda seen the way I had that collie let off Emotionally scarred, the bastard tried to cut my head off Never that, I filled that phat rabbit with cock juice A dark tale is told when the dog gets loose... A dog gets loose... Wazzy Dog (It's seems less surprising that I'm also voiced by a nigger...)

about

My "1st single" to an album I'm working on. (I'll add the album title later...)

"Dog on the Loose" depicts our toxic Labrador protagonist, Wad, going out in public wreaking havoc to random folks in his hometown after getting kicked out his family's house for plenty reasons.

From impregnating an 80-year-old woman walking in the street to laughing at dead Soundcloud rappers to running over fancy people with a stolen car to bumming a rabbit cop to kingdom come, Wad leaves a dark, violent, erotic, and absurd mark of lyrical madness to a questionable narrative thus far.

The beat itself was a revamped, remixed, and remastered version to a track I made back in 2012/2013 titled "Twilight Sparkle"—hence the parentheses. "Dog on the Loose," was also one of those challenges in my reality where I wanted to record a rap on an alternative electronica beat since I have a small thing for EDM and such aside of hip-hop.


More to come....

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released February 9, 2024

This song was written, composed, programmed, produced, performed, mixed, and (oddly) mastered by Odd Ralph for Violated Pants Music.

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