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Goddamn, my family kicked me out the front door
(What the fuck for?) You already know…
I'm letting the insane out -- I’ll blow my goddamned brains out
If I could, because you know I’m never good
I’m living in the hoods of Aintville as a psycho
If this was my life story, this how it might go…
Me, a dog on the loose, burning his juice
Wiping out a human race with a deuce-deuce
I’m also a pervert who doesn’t give a buttfuck
But give a motherfuck in your grandmother
Little Miss Maggie walking down the block
I dicked her in the cunt from the back with my cock
Dum-diddy dum, dum-diddy-dum dum
A cocker spaniel, belly-swell of my cum
Aintville civilians, they can’t believe
An 80-year-old granny bearing 8 of my puppies
This is what you'll get from my sick-ass rhymes
Picture me stabbing a guy 37 times
Let’s not forget whatever Wazzy Dog is after
Nothing… I rather laugh at dead emo rappers
I stole a hot car just to run over show-boats
After getting my kicks, I crashed into a slowboat
I'm that one nigga that raped pets in a Maybach
I am also why the Republicans hate blacks
'Cause I'm walking into churches, yelling “the preacher is a pedo”
I break into families’ house just to eat dinner and settle
I get hot coitis with animals at a farm
I mainly ride horses, yet I don’t mean no harm
I be strapped against furries, yo, did I mention
That I once commit to a [mass shooting] at a fursuiters’ convention?
I’m the guy on "Rampage" shooting up people
But instead, I get my thrills killing lions and eagles
Fuck it… I got the matter in my own hands
A buttnaked dog walking in his homeland
One time I went to Canid Valley
I tried to rape a fox dude in the back of an alley
I do this shit all the time…
Psycho-techno beat with a psycho furry rhyme
It's as weird as it seems
You should see the stuff I think about in my dreams
I dreamt that I went to Zootopia to meet Gazelle
We talked and dated and fucked in a hotel
I later left the room and Gazelle was sick to her stomach
9 MINUTES LATER A DEMON PUPPY BURST OUT FROM IT!!!!
The bitch screamed -- heh heh! That shit was hot
You’d call me a misogynist if you thinking that it’s not
I know most of you niggas would rather see me get raped
I’m an asshole, I was prepared for the hate
I killed a mated couple and hung their bodies on the wall
I beat down a gator-fox, ripped out her jaw
Mangled an ottsel, shanked a fat brony
You would find a rabbit’s head in your macaroni
I’m just as crazy as the motherfucking next guy…
I’m about to make some necks fly… heh
(Break it down now...)
Later I had a thought of going to the studio
So I can eat out my record manager’s bootyhole
Distracted by an outsider...
I told some fat bitch that I was KK Slider
I rapped to this freak while I plays a guitar
Later, we fuck in the back of her car
Bystanders walk up and sees a sick dog
Bouncing his buttcheeks all night long
A cop car rolls up, and a bunny bitch cuffed me
She said I was disturbing the peace, and they had enough (Gee!)
She's doing paperwork, I took a rock out my pocket
And I cracked her fucking head with it that she bled out her eyesocket
Some fox came about, asking what's the fuss about
I kicked him in his teeth, leave him falling back to the ground -- BLAOW!!
Look at y'all, you can't even stop me if you're gonna
I'm out to maul this bunny while her partner's in a coma
I laid the bitch on the trunk, strapped her in duct tape
Fuck rape! I did Mr. Pickles with nuts my shaved
You shoulda seen the way I had that collie let off
Emotionally scarred, the bastard tried to cut my head off
Never that, I filled that phat rabbit with cock juice
A dark tale is told when the dog gets loose...
A dog gets loose... Wazzy Dog
(It's seems less surprising that I'm also voiced by a nigger...)
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